My life in Sessionbuddy

I have in my greasy possession the Chrome Extension “Sessionbuddy”, where you are able to save your Chrome tabs under an umbrella name and come back to them at a later date. Obviously it doesn’t work too well without some sort of naming convention. Today I had a bit of a clean out and the following are the names of my session groups (a few of which contained well over 100 tabs of completely unrelated web pages). It’s fair to say my state of mind has been a bit ropey over the last year:

TURDWAFFLE

KITCHES AND PORCHES

building

JOBBER THE HUTT

YOURMOTHERSBOX

DICKWEASEL

STUFFANDTHINGSGGGG

LORDDICKBAG

TABBEY

STUFFERINO

QUAGAMANALO

CRAPAPALALALA

FACEBOOK VOYAGE

ALL THE THINGS

TURDBANGER

TABBALOOLAH

YOR MOTHER

vegan meals

AUDINENCE BUMHOLE MAP

stuff and things

ELFINGREATDICSLAVER

UNT UR A COONT

giffffmooopop

TBBITYDOODAR

stuffantingAWINGYWOOWARWAY!!!

bollook

GWERTHONGOLIO

trundlegimper

EL TUMERDINGODILLYDALLY

el farto prime

EL CHUNGO

Nativity vomit

Someone I went to school with once said he thought I’d make something interesting of myself, the subtext being that I hadn’t. He then asked if he could use my parking permit, I ignored him and that’s the last we spoke (happy endings, eh?). I bring it up as I’m pretty sure the last time he’d seen me before that fateful last (scathing) encounter was when I’d chucked kebab up over some church steps in front of a nativity scene window-display. Did that episode lead him to believe I was a diamond in the rough or perhaps a genius in the making? Did the fact I’d (in my mind) progressed to move city, job and nurture a longterm relationship equate to some kind of failure in his eyes? Guess I’ll never know. One thing’s for sure, he’s still off my parking space list!